"I, Luis Santoyo, leave the following to the following persons: to James, I leave my flip-flopping and moderate Republicanism. Oh, and I also leave you Bill O‘Reilly. To Peter I leave my newspaper, so you don’t have to take it from me anymore. To Jason, I leave the Dodgers (I want them back in thirty years, though!), and our hopes and dreams of yet another Dodgers’ championship. I also leave you my Kevin Federline CD, so you can learn to love it! To JohnRobin, I leave you memories of our talks in the quad. To Kitty Kat, I leave you Trace Cyrus and Christian Siriano- enjoy! To Ernestine, I leave many thanks for being there for me and helping me move on. I leave Ann Coulter to Ordoña, Jimmy Carter to McCollaum, and special thanks to the entire HGM faculty for helping me reach this point in my life. Finally, I leave the rest of my fellow classmates the best of luck at their respective colleges, and the underclasspersons the best of luck in the years ahead. Make the best of those years, ‘cause they’ll be gone before you know it."

6/18- updated "About Me" page, "My Writings" page; added guestbook